00:13:45 enyo: Straight? In this economy? 00:14:40 Grok Amiri et alia: JESSAMY HYPE 00:14:48 Grok Amiri et alia: IVY HYPE IVY HYPE IVY HYPE 00:15:03 David Hyman: LEATHER & LGBTQ Cultural District http://sfleatherdistrict.org http://join.sflcd.org http://facebook.com/sflcd.org 00:15:04 Grok Amiri et alia: SUMIKO HYPE SUMIKO HYPE SUMIKO HYPE SUMIKO HYPE SUMIKO HYPE 00:15:09 Grok Amiri et alia: David Hype! 00:16:09 David Hyman: The Golden Dildeaux Awards: Vote NOW: https://sflcd.org/gda/votingballot.php 00:16:18 enyo: Don’t forget to hype yourself Grok Amiri 00:16:25 enyo: Jessamy ðŸ‘ðŸ‘👠00:16:37 Grok Amiri et alia: Me hype :-p 00:16:43 Ruby Dice: 🎉🎉🎉 00:16:45 Grok Amiri et alia: Yay Jessamy! Hype hype hype hype 00:17:07 Sumiko Saulson: Jessamy LondonCalling on Fetlife Jessamy is Lordofmxrule on Instagram Venmo is jessamy-barker 00:17:30 Sumiko Saulson: Reacted to "Straight? In this ec..." with 😂 00:17:39 Grok Amiri et alia: https://sflcd.org/gda ~ this is wher eyou vote!!!! 00:17:48 Grok Amiri et alia: Vote early, vote often! 00:18:09 Sumiko Saulson: Reacted to "Vote early, vote oft..." with â¤ï¸ 00:18:44 Grok Amiri et alia: "Penitent" is such a lovely word in a computer voice lol 00:19:25 enyo: 😳 penitents 00:19:29 Sumiko Saulson: Jessamy definitely is fulfilling the Leather Fashionista role right now with this AMAZING get up 00:19:51 Grok Amiri et alia: Jessamy IS leather fashion tbh 00:20:12 enyo: Reacted to "Jessamy definitely i…" with 🫶 00:20:31 Grok Amiri et alia: THE JUSTICE CHANNEL??? 00:21:23 enyo: gaslighting computer… 00:21:29 Sumiko Saulson: AI Dominants, as a contestant for Top of them All I feel threatened and demand none of the Bots run for a Golden Dildeaux 00:21:38 Grok Amiri et alia: Replying to "gaslighting computer..." hawt af 00:21:54 enyo: Reacted to "AI Dominants, as a c…" with 😩 00:21:55 Grok Amiri et alia: Replying to "AI Dominants, as a c..." No bot could ever be as Dominant as you, Sir 00:21:57 Sumiko Saulson: Reacted to "gaslighting computer..." with 👿 00:22:00 Grok Amiri et alia: Reacted to "AI Dominants, as a c..." with 😩 00:22:05 Sumiko Saulson: Reacted to "No bot could ever be..." with â¤ï¸ 00:22:16 enyo: Where can we access the recordings of these? Unless they’re just internal 00:22:22 Ruby Dice: Just 60 seconds to put on a latex catsuit is a terrifying prospect 00:22:24 enyo: I know someone who’d like this story a lot 00:22:31 Grok Amiri et alia: Replying to "Just 60 seconds to p..." srsly ikr???? 00:22:45 Sumiko Saulson: Reacted to "I know someone who’d..." with â¤ï¸ 00:22:51 David Hyman: https://sfleatherdistrict.org/storytelling-archive/ 00:22:59 enyo: Thx! 00:23:09 Sumiko Saulson: The ESTH is recorded so if they're not here the story is available later on our website archive 00:23:21 enyo: Reacted to "The ESTH is recorded…" with 💕 00:24:03 Sumiko Saulson: https://sfleatherdistrict.org/storytelling-archive/ 00:24:12 enyo: Reacted to "https://sfleatherdis…" with â¤ï¸ 00:24:13 Grok Amiri et alia: https://sfleatherdistrict.org/storytelling-archive/ 00:24:13 Cal Callahan (he, him) LEATHER & LGBTQ Cultural District: Replying to "Thx!" It usually takes a few days for processing but it will be there. 00:24:17 Grok Amiri et alia: lol 00:24:21 David Hyman: I'll try to get tonight's recording posted by tomorrow mid-day, in case you want to share them with last-minute voters. 00:24:26 enyo: Reacted to "https://sfleatherdis…" with 🞠00:24:35 Cal Callahan (he, him) LEATHER & LGBTQ Cultural District: Reacted to "I'll try to get toni..." with â¤ï¸ 00:24:38 enyo: Reacted to "I'll try to get toni…" with â¤ï¸ 00:25:31 enyo: that’s a lot… 00:25:38 Sumiko Saulson: That's awesome thank you David 00:26:17 Sumiko Saulson: OMG the entire country is watching her get her butt whooped 00:27:12 enyo: Owwwwwwwwww 00:27:21 Grok Amiri et alia: 70 strokes in 70 seconds? Holy shit 00:27:39 enyo: I bet it’s burning up 00:28:07 Cal Callahan (he, him) LEATHER & LGBTQ Cultural District: WOW!!! 00:28:07 Grok Amiri et alia: You're almost turning me into a statist and an authoritarian, Jessamy lol 00:28:31 Sumiko Saulson: Reacted to "You're almost turnin..." with 😂 00:30:28 David Hyman: The Golden Dildeaux Awards: Vote NOW: https://sflcd.org/gda/votingballot.php 00:30:37 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: Reacted to You're almost turnin... with "🎉" 00:30:46 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: Thanks for the support folks! 00:30:54 Cal Callahan (he, him) LEATHER & LGBTQ Cultural District: Reacted to "Thanks for the suppo..." with â¤ï¸ 00:31:04 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: I'll put the story up on my Fetlife shortly 00:31:12 Ruby Dice: Reacted to "I'll put the story u..." with â¤ï¸ 00:31:16 enyo: Reacted to "I'll put the story u…" with â¤ï¸ 00:31:24 Grok Amiri et alia: I DEMAND A DADDY-OFF 00:31:25 enyo: Thanks Jessamy! I’ll send it to them. 00:31:33 Grok Amiri et alia: Dandy versus Cal, Daddying for votes 00:31:35 enyo: “My woody is getting lonely†Gorl 00:31:42 Grok Amiri et alia: I just learned that Klingons have two dicks.... 00:31:58 Huggybear: One more time, 00:32:06 Grok Amiri et alia: IVY HYPE IVY HYPE IVY HYPE 00:32:52 Sumiko Saulson: Venmo @mxivy 00:33:11 Grok Amiri et alia: THE SHELF THAT IS THEIR BOOTY 00:33:11 Sumiko Saulson: Yay for Ivy's nice round natural ass! 00:33:28 Sumiko Saulson: Awwww love story 00:33:29 Huggybear: Those splinters, 00:33:31 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: 🔥🔥🔥 the shelf that is your booty! I love it! 00:33:36 Grok Amiri et alia: Natural asses are important ~ the Brazilian Butt Lift is the most dangerous plastic surgery procedure 00:33:59 Sumiko Saulson: Yeah I saw that on Botched 00:34:50 Grok Amiri et alia: crawling to a hand and placing your cheek into it is <3 <3 <3 <3 00:35:04 enyo: Heehee conditioning 00:36:04 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: Change is the catalyst - love it 00:36:11 enyo: Daaaaamn 00:36:21 Grok Amiri et alia: Domine non sum dignus ~ gotta love any kink with Latin in it lol 00:37:26 enyo: 😳 00:37:42 Grok Amiri et alia: Y'all, I think global warming is real, cuz it is HAWT in my room right now XD 00:37:46 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: This is so freaking hot 00:37:55 Sumiko Saulson: Reacted to "Y'all, I think globa..." with 👿 00:37:58 Grok Amiri et alia: I need water, I am THIRSTY 00:37:58 Sumiko Saulson: Reacted to "This is so freaking ..." with 👿 00:38:09 Sumiko Saulson: Ivy definitely is bringing it 00:38:45 Grok Amiri et alia: "grace" is such a BIG small word in a context like this 00:39:00 Grok Amiri et alia: Be still, my Catholic heart 00:39:27 Grok Amiri et alia: Kneel, stand, sit, kneel, stand, kneel ~ Catholic Morse code to God 00:39:38 Sumiko Saulson: Wet and sticky,,, 00:39:40 Ruby Dice: Reacted to "Kneel, stand, sit, k..." with 😂 00:39:44 Sumiko Saulson: Wow... 00:40:01 Cal Callahan (he, him) LEATHER & LGBTQ Cultural District: Reacted to "Kneel, stand, sit, k..." with 😂 00:40:09 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: Amazing Ivy! Wow! 00:40:10 Huggybear: Thirsty, 00:40:13 enyo: ðŸ‘ðŸ‘👠00:40:19 Grok Amiri et alia: If this is what the Sacrament fo Reconciliation was like, I might still go to Church..... 00:40:24 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: That was so good 🥵🥵 00:40:41 Sumiko Saulson: Reacted to "If this is what the ..." with 😂 00:41:23 David Hyman: https://sfleatherdistrict.org/the-woodys-award-show/ 00:42:33 enyo: You don’t need the bio lmao you’ve memorized everything about them (positive) 00:42:59 Sumiko Saulson: venmo Sumiko-saulson 00:43:14 Grok Amiri et alia: There is no Top Topper than that Top 00:43:56 Grok Amiri et alia: Wow, even Roman showers! So many showers! 00:44:02 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: I love Sumiko's voice! Especially when saying naughty things 🔥 00:44:21 Grok Amiri et alia: It's so good! Such a voice! It makes me fucking melt 00:45:16 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: 💀 fuck 00:45:29 enyo: Reacted to "I love Sumiko's voic…" with 🥂 00:45:55 enyo: Titties… 00:46:13 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: Mmm backhand 🔥 00:46:44 enyo: ✅ plump 00:46:56 Grok Amiri et alia: 1970s bush in the BUtch 00:47:21 Cal Callahan (he, him) LEATHER & LGBTQ Cultural District: Last night was the full moon, prime for bloodletting... 00:47:22 Ivy (She/They): Suck it! 00:47:27 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: Reacted to ✅ plump with "â¤ï¸" 00:47:36 enyo: If only starting a pee stream on someone was that easy!! 00:47:40 Grok Amiri et alia: that'[s a mood 00:47:59 Grok Amiri et alia: the easiest way to deal with that is to have dentures lol 00:49:05 enyo: Throat hole 😳 00:50:06 Ivy (She/They): This story brings to mind images of Genoroh Tagame!! 00:50:10 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: Yaaassssss cock face slapping 00:50:26 enyo: lmaoooooo 00:50:28 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: Hahaha 00:50:33 Grok Amiri et alia: yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss 00:50:37 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: That's fucking awesome 00:50:43 enyo: I resemble that remark 00:50:43 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: 🥵🥵🥵 00:50:53 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: Reacted to I resemble that rema... with "👆" 00:51:05 Sumiko Saulson: Reacted to "1970s bush in the BU..." with 😂 00:51:18 Sumiko Saulson: Reacted to "If only starting a p..." with 😂 00:51:31 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: Heads up - my story 'The Machine' is now here https://fetlife.com/users/1670024/posts/10798945 00:51:37 Sumiko Saulson: Replying to "If only starting a p..." We only get 6 to 8 minutes to read :P 00:51:44 David Hyman: Park Naming Survey Vote for Rachele Sullivan https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfP8kVppnL2VFWwDng0pdXOgYvIHbdzzm27zB0fveGQ7H31sQ/viewform Full info about the park: https://sfrecpark.org/1635/11th-Natoma-Park-Project 00:51:50 Sumiko Saulson: Reacted to "Throat hole 😳" with 😂 00:51:53 Sumiko Saulson: Reacted to "the easiest way to d..." with 😂 00:51:55 Sumiko Saulson: Reacted to "that'[s a mood" with 👿 00:52:10 Sumiko Saulson: Reacted to "This story brings to..." with â¤ï¸ 00:52:14 Sumiko Saulson: Reacted to "Yaaassssss cock face..." with â¤ï¸ 00:52:41 Cal Callahan (he, him) LEATHER & LGBTQ Cultural District: Pissing duel! 00:52:44 enyo: Replying to "If only starting a p…" Imagine a whole story about “ok… I gotta start peeing… ok I gotta start now …†🤦🻠00:52:54 enyo: Reacted to "Pissing duel!" with 🥂 00:53:04 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: Grok hype! 00:53:31 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: 💛💛💛 00:53:59 Sumiko Saulson: Reacted to "Pissing duel!" with 😂 00:54:19 Sumiko Saulson: Reacted to "💛💛💛" with â¤ï¸ 00:54:52 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: Huddling for warmth ++ 00:55:06 Sumiko Saulson: lol I thought I was going to hear some pretentious piss porn 00:55:32 Sumiko Saulson: Anarchoqueer Faerie Porn 00:56:38 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: Sorry folks, I need to go lie down (your stories are that hot!) - out of spoons error 00:56:51 Jessamy Barker they/she/he: Lots of love and thanks for having me 00:56:55 enyo: Reacted to "Sorry folks, I need …" with â¤ï¸ 00:57:00 Cal Callahan (he, him) LEATHER & LGBTQ Cultural District: Great to have you, Jessamy~ 00:57:07 Cal Callahan (he, him) LEATHER & LGBTQ Cultural District: Thank YOU! 00:57:24 Ivy (She/They): keeping WELL WET 00:57:28 enyo: Omg the dehydrated or well wet 00:57:54 Sumiko Saulson: Dried piss and old tears 00:58:17 enyo: Blinded by piss …. 00:58:41 enyo: ðŸ‘ðŸ‘👠00:58:41 Grok Amiri et alia: Venmo: @Emily-Flummox (I hope XD ) 00:59:00 enyo: I’ve always wanted to give a piss enema… too bad I don’t have the anatomy for it 00:59:03 Ivy (She/They): ooo piss mud so delightfully dirty 00:59:08 Sumiko Saulson: Replying to "Blinded by piss …." I heard that to the tune of Blinded Me With Science 00:59:17 enyo: Reacted to "I heard that to the …" with 😂 00:59:22 Sumiko Saulson: Flagging and Flogging! 00:59:29 David Hyman: Flagging and Flogging! Play on the Plaza! Saturday, May 11, 2024 12 noon to 5 pm On 12th Street, between Folsom and Harrison Streets https://sfleatherdistrict.org/popnow 00:59:47 David Hyman: Vendors Sign Up: https://sfleatherdistrict.org/vendors/ Volunteers Needed! Contact manager@sflcd.org to sign up! Performers, join our event opportunities mailing list: https://forms.gle/YEW9Ny2gite4XaZD8?fbclid=IwAR1SUejjMrb5HeWQHDfP8nwY3LsNa7JbThzu3p9swDj1yeCT3nFgs6y1Dt8 00:59:59 enyo: I feel inspired to write many smuts now 01:00:43 Grok Amiri et alia: Also, neglected to put in my bimbo: THIS SUNDAY is the Oakland Edition of the Bay Area Bimbo Exxxtravaganza, the world's premiere bimbofication munch, at Arthur Mac's. RSVP at https://fetlife.com/events/1496367 01:01:38 Sumiko Saulson: yellowandblack.org 01:01:42 enyo: Idk I love many a piss slut 01:01:46 Grok Amiri et alia: Replying to "I’ve always wanted t..." All you need is a piss style. Easy peasy pudding and pie 01:02:00 enyo: Replying to "I’ve always wanted t…" Hmmm … is that so ! 01:02:02 Sumiko Saulson: http://sflcd.org/gda 01:02:14 enyo: “Get down there boy I need to piss “ 😳😳😳 01:02:20 Sumiko Saulson: http://yellowandblack.org/ 01:02:27 Sumiko Saulson: There will be no fleeing 01:04:17 enyo: 🧱😳🧱😳 01:05:10 Sumiko Saulson: Forceful pissing 01:05:35 enyo: The gender euphoria of being able to do that 🥺 01:05:36 Ivy (She/They): pee lube?! 01:06:03 Sumiko Saulson: Piss showers in the hair public and otherwise 01:06:04 Ivy (She/They): awwwww 01:06:23 enyo: ðŸ‘ðŸ‘👠01:06:27 Grok Amiri et alia: Vote for me for Queerest of the Queer! I don't think I can beat David Hyman lol 01:06:53 Sumiko Saulson: Reacted to "Vote for me for Quee..." with 😂 01:07:08 Grok Amiri et alia: I love smut that has a meditation on consent in the middle of it 01:07:19 Sumiko Saulson: Reacted to "I love smut that has..." with â¤ï¸ 01:07:28 Grok Amiri et alia: If you can do it without losing the heat of the sex (which David is doing) it's EVERYTHING 01:07:42 Grok Amiri et alia: NO THEY DON'T WANT ONE WHEN YOU VOLUNTEER so constantly frustrating! 01:07:42 Sumiko Saulson: Reacted to "If you can do it wit..." with â¤ï¸ 01:07:52 Grok Amiri et alia: Why ask if you don't want? 01:07:54 enyo: Really??? Why mention it then! 01:10:29 David Hyman: Friday, April 26th 9:30 pm Tom of Finland Foundation presents: TOM XL “Meet Erotic Artists†Josh Katz, Luke Andahazy, Chasindoodles, Dot, Cricket https://www.tomoffinland.org/events/tom-xl-april-meet-erotic-artists/ 01:12:09 David Hyman: Sunday: 12:00 to 6 pm SF Eagle’s 11th Year Anniversary Block Party Cohosted by the BIG-ASS AMAZINGLY AWESOME HOMOSEXUAL SHEEP BAAAHS (in bus form) and crew will be on the pavement Free 01:12:29 David Hyman: The Golden Dildeaux Awards: Vote NOW: https://sflcd.org/gda/votingballot.php